The Steeze Calculator 🌊
Are you a certified steeze OG 😎 or just another regular peasant 💀? Lets find out with our steeze calculator! 🔥
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Pick an option for each scenerio below as fast as you can for a more accurate score! Don't overthink it!
You need to enter a name! You dont have eyes or??
You need to answer all the questions! Do i still need to tell you this??
What does your crush calls you? 🤔
(Yes, we need to know!)
You are at the market buying plantains. The market woman says a bunch of 3 small plantains costs 5k. What do you do? 🤔
Pull out cash and pay the 5k immediately!
'Mumsy stop playing, are you selling me gold-plated plantain?'
Get on your kneels and beg with tears in your eyes for 1k last price!
Bargain for 3k last price and go even lower after she agrees!
Walk away and pretend like nothing just happened!
The plantain get superpowers? I don't even like plantain like that!
You just finished eating at a local restaurant in your area and you are thirsty AF. Its looking like you are about to faint from dehydration. What do you do? 🤔
Wait until i get home to drink water, we have river at home!
Order a chilled bottle of water to push down the food!
Order sachet water (pure water) before i dehydrate!
Drink the free protein water offered at the canteen. Extra nutrients!
Swallow saliva and keep it moving!
What is water?
You are at a party and the multi-millionaires are making it rain, you have 2500 naira on you and you are sure you can 'codedly' pick thirteen 1000 naira notes from the ground. What do you do? 🤔
Pick 3 of the naira notes and lock up. Small wins matter!
Finesse all the 13 notes and call it a day!
Make sure my bag is filled with sprayed money before leaving there!
I don't need the money, I'm good with my 2500 naira. Humble sapa billionaire vibes.
I would make my 2500 naira rain, me sef no small!
Why is rain falling at the party? Is this a weather event?
You are suddenly being approached, challenged and questioned by a mad person in a crowded market. What do you do? 🤔
Scream at the top of my voice for help!
Run away as fast as I can. Catch me if you can!
Remain calm and go with the flow. Maybe we can be friends?
Change it for the mad person. Two can play this game!
I would simply start speaking in french. Bonjour, ça va?
What am I doing in the market?
You tripped and fell in public, you can feel you are possibly injured. What do you do? 🤔
Stay down in shame and cry. Maybe someone will bring ice cream?
Stay down and act like I’m inspecting the ground. 'Wow, this pavement is really interesting!
Pretend to be dead!
Blame the goverment. It's their fault, obviously!
Get up and transfer aggression to the nearest person. Someone has to pay!
Completely vanish from the surface of the earth!
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